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A member of the Justice Band. Out to save the world from the likes of demonic Lindsey Lohan and her minions.



Johnny Cash spent a year in the desert in a ritual known as the Ring of Fire. At the end of the ritual, the Devil stood before Johnny and looked him in the eye.

And the Devil blinked.

Since then, Johnny has worked as a demon hunter, doing God's dirty work when he wasn't making music. After the the death of his beloved wife, the troubadour faked his own death in order to devote his full time to fighting evil.

On a recent mission, Johnny snatched Gabriel's Horn out of Lindsay Lohan's hellfire. Johnny's left hand is now scared with Enochian runes that glow lambent blue from time to time.



There’s a nationwide alert on! Someone broke into the Really Dangerous Monster Containment Center in St. Louis and stole a monster. We’re not exactly sure what they took, but if it was in RDMCC it’s bad. Last anyone saw them, they were on I-70 heading east. The most disturbing question is—Why steal a monster?



Luqman is a warrior of the old school. Not pagan per se, but very much caught up in the glorious battle days before the coming of the Prophet (upon Whom be peace.) A study in extremes, he is the perfect person to have around to impress any pirates into avoiding your ship.



“You know, Abu,” Sindbad said, “It’s just not normal to find a city built on stilts over the ocean when there’s a perfectly good island right there.” What can Abu say? On the Seven Seas normal is never the norm. Little did either Sindbad or the crew realize when they put into the city that they would soon be engaged in an epic battle with a million zillion monkeys.



“That, oh esteemed Sindbad,” said the little alchemist, “Is the resin called Dragon’s Blood which comes only from the Isle of the Wali Yuhanna in the far ocean. Worth seven times its weight in gold, it is. Any sailor who could bring back a supply of it would find himself in the lap of luxury for the rest of his days, as Allah is generous.” What do you say, lads; does the lap of luxury sound good to you? After all, how dangerous can tree sap be?



Genre:Science Fiction
Setting:Greater North America c. 2075
Character Types:Any type should work fine, though all should be female and at least one should have the Genetic Enforcer job (see the Genetic Enforcer character). The others can have most normal jobs.



This character is designed for use with the Underground Farming Qik Plot. She is the superior to the researcher located at the elementary school. She is still fairly low on the rankings of the Underground, but has some knowledge of the network and knows how to contact her superior. She is in charge of three researchers, including the one being busted by the Genetic Enforcers. The other two have not been discovered by the government yet. If the PCs side with the janitor, she will take them to her General.



Meant to be played as a GMC to the Underground Farming Qik Plot, she is the boss to which the Genetic Enforcers report. She gives them their orders and assignments and makes intelligent decisions based on highly classified intelligence.



The generic Genetic Enforcer for the Underground Farming Qik Plot. Players can use this character as a model for theirs or simply modify this one only slightly for use in that Plot. It is made with 100-Yum Yums.